Dussehra is one of the most sacred days in Hindus as it celebrates the victory of bad over good. It falls in the end of Navratri every year and is the 10th day in the month of Hindu Ashvin month. Celebrate this day with Dussehra messages for friends and family. Share Happy Dussehra/ Vijayadashami Advance Wishes with your loved ones. Send them beautiful Happy Dussehra Messages wishing for a happy and prosperous life for them.
A wonderful collection of Dussehra funny jokes messages collection in Hindi and English. Unique funny Dussehra jokes for WhatsApp and Facebook status to share with your loved ones. Use these top funny jokes quotes to make it a celebration full of laughter.
Dussehra Funny Jokes in English
1. My dear friend, I request you to please stay at home and stay safe because today is Dussehra and I don’t want to lose you…. Best wishes on Dussehra to you.
2. I wish that your life is full of happiness and smiles on the occasion of Dussehra because tears and tension make you look horrible….. Happy Dussehra to you.
3. Raavan was the savior because he saved a husband from his wife…. I wish the blessings of Ravana are always showered on you….. Wishing you a very Happy Dussehra.
4. Only those who do karmas are blessed with happiness in life and that’s the reason Lord Ram was blessed with happiness called Ravana in his life….. Happy Dussehra.
5. When God is happy with you, he sends an angel like Ravana in your life and bless it with peace, happiness and takes your wife away from you for sometime…. Wishing you Happy Dussehra.
Funny Dussehra Messages in Hindi
6. Patni apni jeebh par Kumkum aur chawal laga rahi thi. Ye dekh pati ne pucha ki kya kar rahi ho? Patni boli ki aaj Dussehra hai toh apne shastra ki pooja kar rahi hun!!!
7. Ek din Raavan disco gaya aur wahan jaa kar behosh ho gaya. Kyunki wahan likha tha “Per Head Entry: Rs. 2000.” Happy Dussehra to you.
8. Jis tarah Raavan ne Shri Ram ki biwi ka apharah karke unke sabhi kasht door kiye, usi tarah aapke bhi sabhi kasht door ho….. Dussehra ki hardik badhaiyan.
9. Ram ji ek aisa kaam kiya jo sabhi pati samajh nahi paa rahe….. Unhone apni BIWI ko Raavan se chudaya jabki sabhi pati apni biwi se chutkara chahte hain.
10. Dussehra ke parv par yehi kamna hai ki aapke sabhi kasht door ho aur aapke Jeevan mein Raavan ki kripra drishti bani rahe taki apki biwi apse kabhi jhagda na kare…. Happy Dussehra!!!
Happy Dussehra Funny Messages
11. On the occasion of Dussehra, I just wanted to remind you to stay home as I don’t want to lose you because they are burning Ravana effigies outside.
12. May all the negativity in your life end and there is only positivity of Dharma surrounding you…. Happy Dussehra to you.
This page was last modified on Friday, September 27, 2019
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