Begin your New Year with funny New Year one liners and hilarious New Year messages 2019. Spread smiles and laughs around you with funny New Year jokes that tickle the funny bones. These funny Happy New Year wishes are perfect idea to include in your greetings and Happy New Year wishes to friends, relatives, family and everyone.
New Collection of hilarious New Year resolution Messages and funny Happy New Year status in Hindi and English. Funny New Year resolution quotes and one line jokes that make the most awesome wishes to share.
New Year Funny Jokes in English
1). We always expect New Year to be a year of change….. Except calendar, nothing changes on New Year…. Don’t forget to change your calendar my friend.
2). Every New Year, I wake up asking the same question that how did I come back home?
Funny New Year Jokes in Hindi
3). Itihaas gawah hai ki jab bhi naya saal aaya hai, wo ek saal se zyada nahi tik paya hai!!!
4). Jo khush hote hain New Year ke aane pe, wo bhool jaate hain ki biwi aur Jeevan sab pehle jaisa hi hai!!!
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5). I promised to quit all my habits on New Year but later I realized that world hates those who quit.
6). My wife has still not told me what my New Year resolution is for the coming year.
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7). I wish that all your problems last as long as your New Year resolutions last.
8). I am able to make it through another holiday season without having to kill all those whom I hate.
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9). It is New Year’s eve which means you are left with only few hours in hand to do things that you plan to resolve to not do in the New Year.
10). I plan to have a New Year resolution that I can keep: I will not be dieting the coming year.
Funny New Year Resolutions Jokes
11). The best way to never have to break any of your New Year resolution is to not make any!!!
12). My resolution this year to make all my friends put on 10 pounds so that I can look and feel slimmer.
Happy New Year Funny wishes
13). May you have all the strength to write “Who’s this” to all the unknown numbers who wish you “Happy New Year”.
14). The best thing about New year is that we all know that everything is going to be same but still we celebrate it.
Funny Happy New Year Status in Hindi
15). Aane waale saal ki Khushi manana ajeeb hai kyunki humari zindagi mein se ek saal aur kam ho jata hai.
16). Jisko aap New Year’s eve pe nahi mile use aap kya kehte hai? Yehi ki aapko dekhe hue ek baras beet gaya!!!
Funny Happy New Year Status in English
17). Forecast for New Year’s eve: Mostly drunk with high chances of passing out If you don’t make a New Year resolution, you are really smart!!!
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