Funny New Year wishes to the customers are humorous and are sent through text messages with funny smiley. One can also send the funny New Year wishes through cards with funny photographs, quotes and funny sayings.
Following are beautiful samples of funny New Year messages for the customers to send through texts:
Hilarious and Funny New Year Wishes For Customers To Screw
1). Dear customer, we had a wonderful year offering you our services and we wish that we are able to bring more smiles to you face with our efforts… Wishing you and your dear ones a very happy and blessed New Year.
2). With another year approaching, we will look forward for adding more strength to our association with our offerings and services… We promise to give you no chance to complain… Wishing you a happy and prosperous New Year.
3). We sincerely pray to God that you bring us more business in 2023. We pray that you enjoy greater discounts and offers from us. Wishing you a Happy New Year. Keep shopping!!!
4). Let us hope for a bright and beautiful 2023. Let us enrich our bond with the upcoming deals and benefits to be announced the coming year. Best New Year wishes to you and your family.
5). Dear customer, I send happy New Year wishes through this text. I hope you come to the store to repay for the grocery I lent you last week before the New Year sets in.
6). For the customer, I wish you a happy and a successful new year ahead. Do come to the formal New Year party I am hosting tomorrow and make sure you bring in gifts for the party.
7). This text carries happy New Year wishes for the customer. I hope you all enjoy the best New Year party and do invite me for it or else I would not give sweet tokens for the year celebration.
8). I wish my customer a happy and prosperous new year ahead. Do come to my store for the New Year celebration but make sure you purchase for availing the celebration benefits.
9). To my customer, best happy New Year wishes especially for you through this text. I send a beautiful gift for you to celebrate the New Year celebration and expect you to return me a gift for the same.
Funny New Year Messages for Customers
“As we wish for more sales in this upcoming year, we wish that all our customers spend a little extra to make it happen. Warm wishes on New Year to all our customers.”
“Without wishing our customers, our celebrations of New Year are not incomplete as you are the ones who will help us achieve our targets. Happy New Year to our customers.”
“Wishing a very Happy New Year to our customers. We wish that we get to serve you better in this upcoming year to bring you more satisfaction.”
“For us, our customers are our inspiration. May you are always there with us to inspire us to be better. Warm greetings on the occasion of New Year to our customers.”