A smile never hurts and a laughter always feels good. Celebrate Happy International Joke Day I which falls every year on 1st July. It is truly a wonderful day which brings together best of the comedians from all across the world who make the world laugh with their rib tickling jokes and hilarious one liners. These laughter times provide a much needed break from the stressful and hectic scenario. So it is time to forget all the tensions and enjoy some good and healthy laugh with funny messages.
We bring to you wonderful International Joke Day Wishes, greetings and funny messages to celebrate 1st July, 2019 with your loved ones on Facebook and Whatsapp.
Funny Messages for International Joke Day 2019
1. The safest thing for a man to enjoy a peaceful life is by agreeing to whatever his wife says and say sorry even when his wife is wrong.
2. I don’t want anything but just one chance to prove to the world that money can never make a man happy…. I hope you give me this chance and I will not disappoint you.
3. I am in search of another word for synonym….. And I would like you to help me do that.
4. Not even the best of the dictionaries have been able to define a successful man….. He is the one who can make more money than what his wife can spend.
5. What does one coffee say to another….???? It says, “How have you been?”
6. When a wife asks her husband that if I die, what will you do….. The husband sweetly replies that I will go mad…. The wife asks him that will you not marry again…. The husband replies that a mad man can do anything.
7. A man asked his gym instructor that can you make me do splits, the gym instructor asks him if he is flexible and the man replies that he cannot do Tuesdays.
8. A man calls the hospital and shouts, “My wife is in labor, send help.” The nurse says,” Is it the first child”. The man says,” It’s the husband”. Happy International Joke Day to you.
9. You know you are in Canada when you have had a real long telephonic conversation with someone who had dialed a wrong number. Happy International Joke Day J
10. You need at least one witness to prove a murder and at least two witnesses to register a marriage. Now you know what is more dangerous. Hilarious wishes on International Joke Day.
11. Blondes enjoy driving in winters as all potholes are filled with snow reducing the chances of accidents. Have a wonderful International Joke Day to you.
12. Wife said lets watch a horror movie. Husband said lets watch our marriage’s video recording. Keep laughing like this on International Joke Day.
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13. Pehla dog dusre dog se kehta hai ki kal raat mere maalik ne 3 baje chor ko pakad liya. Dusara dog puchata hai ismein kya hua. Pehla dog bolta hai ki main so raha tha. Ispe dusra dog kehta hai ki tum insaan thodi naa ho jo raat raat bhar Whatsapp karoge.
14. Pati se pucha gaya ki agar koi bhoot unki patni ko pakad le toh wo kya karenge. Pati bola ki main kya karunga ismein, ye galti toh bhoot ki hai toh wo hi bhugte.
15. Pappu USA ghumne gaya. Wahan ek building mein aag lag gai. Jab fire brigade aayi toh pappu unse bola ki tum upar jaa kar eke k karke sabko feko aur main yahan unko catch kar lunga.
16. Ek bacha bhagta hua police station pahucha aur inspector ko bola ki jaldi chaliye, mere papa ko ek aadmi ek ghanta se maar raha hai. Inspector pucha toh tum itni der se kya kar rahe the. Bachcha bola ki pichleek ghanta se mere papa usko peet rahe the.
17. Pappu apne se bahut zyada choti height wali ladki se shaadi karta hai. Uska friend us se puchta hai ki tune itni choti ladki se shaadi kyu ki. Pappu bolta hai ki yaar musibat jitni choti utna hi acha.
Happy International Joke Day Wishes
“Wishing you lots of laughter and happiness on the occasion of International Joke Day…. May the smile on your face never fade!!!”
“The healthy way to live a life is with a smile….. Wishing you a year full of smiles on International Joke Day.”
“On the occasion of International Joke Day, I am sending you warm wishes to always wear that smile and keep that laugh going!!!”
Joke Day One Liners
“All genius men are blessed with a hint of foolishness in them.”
“What is worse to have in your pants than ants….??? Uncles!!!”
“The most fun thing about food jokes is that they come with zero calories.”
“I had an amazing childhood which is making it all the more difficult to adjust with my adulthood.”
“I got a negative drug test and now my drug dealer has some serious answers to give me.”