45+ Valentine’s Day Jokes – Funny Valentine Messages, Quotes

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Valentine’s Day comes once in a year. This is a special occasion to spread love, happiness and joy. Apart from love and happiness, there are many jokes and humor around. These jokes and humor are always remembered all-round the year. Any person who is single, in a relationship or married can enjoy these jokes and feel happy on this day. This is a day to meet people and greet and exchange special Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes, humor jokes and witty text messages with each other. Celebrate this Valentine’s Day with your loved ones and have fun.

Valentines Day Funny Jokes and One Liners Messages

1). A very small Valentine is called a Valen-tiny

2). A boy candy said to a girl candy” we must mint with each other”

3). On a valentine day, one magnet said to another magnet” you are very attractive”

4). A candy said “you look hot” to a hot chocolate and hot chocolate said” thank you are very sweet”

5). A man with a broken leg said to the nurse” A have a cruch on you”

6). Two chirpy birds in love are called tweethearts

7). An elephant greeted a girlfriend: “I love you a ton”.

8). A bat wished its girlfriend “ I love to hang out with you”

9). Roses are blue, violets are blue. If she is busy, then the girl next door is yours

10). A whale asks a dolphin: “Whale you be my valentine”…the answer is: “Dolphinately”

11). Shrunks celebrate Valentine ’s Day because they are very scent-imental.

12). A card said to a stamp” Stick with me, I’ll go places”

13). One boat said to another” are you up for a little “row-mance”

14). On a valentine’s day, a vodka for two is cheaper than dinner for two

15). One snake wished another” give me a hug and a hiss”

Funny Valentine Jokes for seniors

There is certainly no age to fall in love. Happy Valentine’s Day.

You just have to be open to receive love and it will come to you. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Warm wishes on Valentine’s Day to you. Don’t think you are too old to be in love because you are not.

Valentine’s Jokes Messages for kids and adults

Love is the best medicine in life that can treat you from all the things. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Don’t let age determine your power to love someone. Warm wishes on Valentine’s Day.

Happy Valentine’s Day. Don’t forget to find your valentine and celebrate this special day.

Valentine’s Day Jokes for Wife

When you are married, you have just one valentine for the rest of your life. Happy Valentine’s Day.

I dare not dream of any other valentine other than my wife. Happy Valentine’s Day.

The charm to celebrate Valentine’s Day fades when it is just your wife who is your valentine.

Funny Valentines Day Jokes for Friends

You truly do not deserve true love but you can still celebrate Valentine’s Day my friend.

I really pity the one who is going to be your valentine this year. Warm wishes on Valentine’s Day.

Do not force yourself on anyone just because it is a Valentine’s Day. Stay home and stay single!

Valentine’s Day Jokes for married, couples and singles

The hype about Valentine’s Day has created so much pressure on all of us to celebrate. Happy Valentine’s Day.

You do not really need a valentine to celebrate Valentine’s Day if you are in love with your own self. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Wishing a very Happy Valentine’s Day. Spread love and make this day a memorable one!

Valentines Day Jokes for Teachers

Happy Valentine’s Day to you teacher. Keep teaching us to fall in love with people around us!

To the teacher who is truly special, wishing you a very Happy Valentine’s Day.

You do not really need a valentine as you have all of us as your valentine. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Valentines Day Jokes for Boyfriend

I wish I could get the best of the presents on Valentine’s Day to make it memorable. Happy Valentine’s Day.

I can make each and every Valentine’s Day simple for you but telling you what I am expecting as a present from you. Happy Valentine’s Day.

On the occasion of Valentine’s Day, I just want to tell you that if you love me then you are going to pop the question to me tonight.

Funny Valentines Day Jokes for mom

Mom, you are the only woman I am going to continue to love forever and ever. Happy Valentine’s Day.

The love for mom is the most unconditional and true love left in this world. Happy Valentine’s Day.

My mom is my constant valentine and I am not going to take her for granted. Warm wishes on Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day Jokes for Instagram

Never ever fall in love and just celebrate Valentine’s Day like just another day.

Falling in love is truly risky. Celebrate Valentine’s Day at your own risk.

Cannot wait to make it a memorable Valentine’s Day. I hope it is memorable in a good way!

This page was last modified on Tuesday, January 25, 2022

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