Valentine’s Day is a special day to express your love for your husband. You lived enough long with him to pull his leg and express your love in a witty way. Write funny Valentine day card messages in a quirky, cute way and tell him how much you love him and care for him. Send him interesting valentine day wishes, quotes in a greeting card and tell him how much he means to you in your life. Share your messages to him on Whatsapp and Facebook. Have some funny quotes as your Facebook and Whatsapp status. Enjoy your day with loads of love showering on each other.
Funny Valentine Wishes Messages for Husband
1). You are a fire that keeps burning my heart, a lice always on my head, a crayon that added colors to my life. Jokes apart, you are just wonderful to be with. Happy Valentine day.
2). I wish we were computer keyboard, you know why? Because U and I will always be beside each other. Happy Valentine’s Day.
3). You are a robber, you stole my heart, you are a prohibited drug, and I am addicted to you. You are like a flood, I am drowned in it with your love. Happy Valentine’s Day dear husband.
4). I always looked for someone I loved to live with, but found someone I can’t live without. Happy Valentine’s day
5). My Valentine’s Day recipe for you: ½ cup of hugs; 2/3 cup of kisses; 10 lb. of chocolates and 1 large bowl of love. Happy Valentine’s day
Funny Cute Valentine Sayings for Husband
6). Diamonds and gold are precious. But your love is priceless for me. Happy Valentine’s Day.
7). Strong and sweet, rugged and romantic, wild and wonderful…the list is endless. I am running out of adjectives to praise you. Happy Valentine’s day
8). This day is meant for celebrating love. Let us have a continued celebration all our life. Happy Valentine’s Day.
9). Words cannot express my feelings for you, But I thought today is the right day to express my love for you. Happy Valentine’s Day dear.
10). You are the kind of man I have always dreamt to be with. I am lucky to find you. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Funny Valentine’s Day Messages for Friends
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say. Happy Valentine’s Day
Funny Valentine Messages for Kids
You are such a sweet naughty kid. You deserve lot of love. Happy Valentine’s Day
Valentine Messages for Wife
‘Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.’ Happy Valentine’s day dear wife.