The 4th day of Hindu month of Kartik is celebrated as Karva Chauth across India. On this auspicious day, wives observe fast for the long, happy and prosperous lives of their husbands by consuming no food and water. Celebrate this day with funny Karwa Chauth jokes that add some sweet laugh on this day. Send to your friends, spouse, relatives these one line on Karva Chauth that make it a happier occasion for all. We bring Karva Chauth funny jokes for family.
Explore the collection of funny Karwa Chauth jokes, Shayaris, messages for husband and wife in Hindi and English that can be shared on social media like Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp for a happier festive celebration.
Cute Funny Karwa Chauth Jokes, Messages for Husband
1. You know why WOMAN starts with W…. That’s because who, when, what, why, where, whom…. All questions start with W…. Happy Karva Chauth.
2. Wishing a very Happy Karva Chauth to all the husbands whose life insurance renews on this special day….. May you live really very long!!!
3. Research findings prove that if a woman keeps Maun Vrat instead of Karva Chauth Vrat, her husband will surely life happier and longer…. Happy Karva Chauth.
4. All those men who were once desperate to get married now know that they were desperate to sacrifice their own life….. Best wishes on Karva Chauth!!!
Karva Chauth Funny Jokes for Wife
5. Wife is surely the most thing that can happen to the husband and this is the thought which can come only to a woman….. Happy Karva Chauth.
6. Wives are very strange as they don’t let their husbands live for 364 days and make sure that their husband does not die by fasting on Karva Chauth.
7. The sweetest secret for a happy married life is to accept the fact that wives are always right and learn to say sorry even when you are not at fault…. Happy Karva Chauth.
8. The best offer for all the women on Karva Chauth….. You can enjoy FREE gol gappa today….. The offer is valid before moon rises….. Happy Karva Chauth to you.
Karwa Chauth Funny Shayari
9. Patniyan aati hai zindagi mein HEER ki tarah aur fir kar deti hain pati ko FAKIR ki tarah….. Karva Chauth ki dher saari shubh kamnayein.
10. Vrat karh kar jo kare tumhari lambi umar ki kamna…. Dil thaam ke karo us naari ka saamna….. Karva Chauth ki hardik badhaiyan.
11. Saal ki 364 din jo karti hai bharpoor pareshan…. Wahi maangti hai bhagwan se aapki lambi umar aur sukhi Jeevan aur jaan…… Happy Karva Chauth to you.
12. Saadi ke pehle saal sab lagta hai sundar aur pyaara….. Fir shuru hoti hai asli kahani aur bhag jaate hai sukh aur sunai deti hai alag hi vaani!!!
Karwa Chauth Funny Jokes in Hindi
13. Jo amrit peete hain unhe devta kehte hain….. jo vish peete hain unhe Mahadev kehte hain….. Aur jo vish peekar bhi jeete hain unhe patidev kehte hain.
14. Shaadi karna aisa hai jaise ki kulhadi par jaa kar apna pair maarna aur apni Khushi ka ant apne haath se karna….. Karva Chauth ki badhaiyan.
15. Har saal jinki puja Congree ke chunav chinh se hoti hai….. Sirf Karva Chauth ke din unhi ki puja Bhajapa ke chunav chinh se hoti hai…. Happy Karva Chauth to you.
16. Savdhani: Karva Chauth ke din aapka vrat pati ka dimag khaane ke kaaran se bhi toot sakta hai…. Toh kripa kar use pareshan na karein.
Karwa Chauth Funny Status
18. May God gives you all the strength to face the tough married life each day, everyday…. Happy Karva Chauth.
19. Karva Chauth is a reminder that the person who fights with you wants to have you in each and every day of her life.
20. Happy Karva Chauth to all the beautiful wives and their lucky husbands.
21. May the occasion of Karva Chauth give you a wife who always listen to you and never fights with you.