Funny Halloween Jokes | Witty Halloween Messages and Sayings

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31st October is celebrated as Halloween. It is the time to not only dress spooky but also share Halloween funny jokes with family and friends. Send them sweet Halloween greetings. Wish your loved ones with special Halloween birthday wishes. Add more fun and lots of humour to this special occasion with funny Halloween Day messages for family, friends, kids and loved ones.

Enjoy the collection of Funny Halloween Messages, Halloween horror messages, witty Halloween sayings, Funny Halloween Quotes, Scary Messages and funny Halloween status messages for Facebook and WhatsApp for a Halloween full of laughter and enjoyment.

Scary and Funny Halloween Messages 2019

“Keep the monster away with one candy a day….. Happy Halloween to you.”

“Don’t open this letter because it has been sealed with a bite and kiss from vampire.”

“You are ghostly gorgeous….. Enjoy the Halloween my dear.”

“May you are able to trick the tricks and make treats out of them…. Wishing you a spook-tecular!!!”

Funny Halloween Jokes one Liners

“If you are followed by monsters and ghosts then I wish that they are just candies following you… Happy Halloween.”

“Wishing you a Halloween full of candies along with some magic and zombies to balance it right.”

“On this Halloween, I wish that the goosebumps spread all over you and all your hair stand up to make it a fun Halloween for you.”

“Tricks or treats, carving the pumpkins or hunting the ghosts… Wishing you a super busy and super fun Halloween.”

May you are blessed with a hair-raising and spooky, spell-binding and thrilling Halloween which you can never ever forget.”

Funny Halloween Jokes for Toddlers and Kids

May this Halloween end for you with bags full of candies and lots of fun times… Happy Halloween to you.”

“May you have fun seeing scary people…. May you have the first spooky fun night full of thrills… Wishing you Happy Halloween.”

Funny Halloween Text Messages Forward

“On this Halloween, I am sending you a bag of candies that keeps the monsters away.”

“I have casted a magic spell on you to wish you a Halloween full of candies and treats and monsters who will also greet… Happy Halloween.”

Funny Halloween Card Messages

“Wishing you extra spooky, extra thrilling and extra excitement with your loved ones… Wishing you a very Happy Halloween.”

“Let us go high on sugar to have some thrilling and horror times this Halloween…. Have a Happy Halloween.”

Spooky Halloween Messages

“They have risen from their graves and they are looking for you…. They are the dead who have come to make it spooky Halloween for you.”

“Don’t get scared, don’t listen to their whispers, don’t eat those candies because everything is a trick… Happy Halloween!!!”

Scary Halloween Messages

“Even the strongest go weakest this night because it is the scariest and the spookiest night of the year… Happy Halloween to you.”

“When Halloween comes all the monsters appear and all the candies disappear… That time is going to come very soon!!!”

Creepy Halloween Messages

“Even the most awkward people feel so easy and comfortable on Halloween…. Happy a spooky and creepy Halloween.”

“Don’t forget to wear a costume that covers your face so that you don’t end up scaring a lot of people around you… Happy Halloween to you!!!”

Halloween Funny and Horror Jokes

“May your Halloween is full of ghosts, vampire, witches and horror…. Happy Halloween to you.”

“Time to get high on sugar and horror…. Time to carve the pumpkin….. Wishing you Happy Halloween.

May you are surrounded with screams….. May the ghost is always there with you…. Best wishes on Halloween.”

“Wishing you trick and treat….. Wishing you vampires and monsters…..Because it is Halloween time!!!”

Funny Halloween Birthday Wishes

“You can either get scared or scare the ones around you….. Choice is yours!!!”

“May the chill of Halloween run down your spine and give your goosebumps.”

“Those days are the best when you have ghosts and vampires as guests to celebrate with.”

“May the night of Halloween be full of adventure and horror….. Screams and spooky feelings.”

Witty Halloween Sayings and Quotes

“May you be the sweetest ghost on this Halloween.”

“Wishing the most horrifying monster a fun-filled Halloween this year.”

“May you are able to scare the maximum number of ghosts and vampires with your spooky look.”

“Time has come to scare the world with your ghostly side….. Happy Halloween!!!”

Funny Halloween Facebook and Whatsapp Status Messages

“May you have the power to eye open wide and hearts beating faster with your super Halloween look.”

“Whether it is a trick or treat….. It is always Halloween which makes us go crazy!!!”

“Dressing like monsters is the best thing on Halloween which makes it so special.”

“Wishing you a Halloween full of fun, horror and adventure with the best of ghosts and witches.”

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