Wide range of Funny Diwali wishes Jokes and hilarious SMS in English and Hindi. Share with your loved ones Happy Diwali in Advance Jokes, Diwali wishes jokes with picture to wish them on this auspicious occasion. You can also select some Diwali Jokes Funny Status for WhatsApp.
Enjoy the latest jokes for Diwali wishes 2018. Make this great Indian festival a fun-filled one with your loved ones. Share the newest Shubh Diwali messages, Happy Diwali Jokes and Diwali Funny messages with family and friends which have been drafted to make it the funniest Diwali week along with lovely New Year jokes.
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Diwali Funny Jokes
“Please don’t send me any wishes on Diwali this year because none of your wishes helped me the next year, instead send me some cash this Diwali…. Happy Diwali.”
“If your girlfriend demands for moon and stars from you then today is the night to give her all…. Just light a rocket and give her what she always wanted…. Best wishes on Diwali.”
Diwali Funny Jokes In Hindi
“Diwali ke parv par ek hi maachis ki tilli se 4-5 deepak naa jalayein anyatha pitaji ko shak ho jayega ki aap sochnege ki aap dhoomrapan karne lage hain.”
“Kuch patakhe aise hote hain jo phutne ke liye Diwali ka intezar nahi karte….. Aise sabhi khubsurat patakhon ko Diwali ki shubh kamnayein.”
Happy Diwali Funny Wishes
“I wish that your empty brain gets some positivity and gets enlightened with the lights of diyas on Diwali…. Wishing you a very Happy Diwali!!!”
“You must stay inside and stay safe on Diwali because a cracker like you can make many hearts stop if you step outside the house….. Happy Diwali gorgeous.”
Funny Diwali Text Messages
“May you are blessed with the best of crackers this Diwali and then I will get you the best gift and that is matchbox to make it a rocking Diwali.”
“Best friends are those who always help their friends and on this Diwali I promise to help you burst all your crackers….. Happy Diwali!!”
Diwali Jokes Funny Status for WhatsApp and facebook
“You are a patakha and I really hope that you have a safe and happy Diwali.”
“Wishing you a Diwali loaded with Laddus and Crackers, jokes and laughter.”