Maha Shivaratri Funny Quotes | Shivaratri Funny Jokes, Messages

Maha Shivaratri is a significant Hindu festival which is celebrated in the month of February or March and is dedicated to Lord Shiva. People observe fast on this day and offer prayers to Lord Shiva at a great scale. This year it will fall on March 4th, 2019. Celebrate this auspicious day with Maha Shivaratri funny quotes and advance happy Shivaratri wishes. Share a laugh with your family and friends with Shivaratri funny jokes.

Latest collection of Funny Shivaratri messages, Maha Shivratri Quotes and Funny jokes. Share Maha Shivaratri 2019 WhatsApp status and Facebook messages with these wishes with a hint of humour.

Maha Shivaratri Funny Quotes

“Those who drink nectar are called gods and those who drink poison are called Mahadev but those who drink both are called husbands…. Happy Maha Shivaratri.”

“May Lord Shiva shower you with all the strength to face the challenges in life and deal with your wife…. Best wishes on Maha Shivaratri to you.”

“On the pious occasion of Maha Shivaratri, I wish you the best of success to rule the world and to be ruled by the woman you love….. Jai Mahadev!!!”

“Lord Shiva is the Lord of the Gods but even he could not win over his wife….. Wishing a very Happy Maha Shivaratri to you.”

Maha Shivaratri Funny Messages/Wishes

“He gave Gods the nectar and consumed poison because he is a husband who has the power to bear the toughest of the pains….. Happy Maha Shivaratri.”

“We call him “Bholenath” because he is very innocent but we never call any Goddess “Bholi”…. Jai Bholenath….. Happy Maha Shivaratri!!!!”

“May Lord Shiva and Goddess Parvati bless you and your loved ones with their choicest blessings on the occasion of Maha Shivaratri.”

“Let us not ask anything from him on Maha Shivaratri but rather thank him for everything he has showered us with….. Best wishes on Maha Shivaratri to you.”

Maha Shivratri Funny Jokes

“If you want to live happy and safe then follow the steps of Lord Shiva….. Drink the poison and stay happy.”

“Everyone is wishing for nectar but not everyone gets it….. Happy Maha Shivaratri to you.”

“May you are blessed with prosperity and success on the auspicious occasion of Maha Shivaratri.”

“May there is peace and happiness, goodness and positivity around you…. Happy Maha Shivaratri.”

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