Since 1955, 15th April or any day around this date is celebrated as Tax Day in United States of America. It is a colloquial term which defines the day when individual income tax returns are due to the federal government. On this day corporate and company send Tax Day wishes messages and quotes to their employees to celebrate this unique day.
In 2017, Tax Day is on 18th April as 15th April is a weekend. Use the sample funny text messages and cute quotes to your colleagues and friends to wish them Happy Tax Day. Utilize the collection of messages given below to wish everyone around.
1). Have you ever wondered the difference between a tax auditor and a Rottweiler. Well a Rottweiler would let you go but not the auditor. Warm wishes on Tax Day 2017 to you.
2). There is a solution for every problem. There is also a solution for every tax problem, provided you have the right person to guide you through. Happy Tax Day to you my friend.
3). Understanding taxation is as difficult as understanding your wife. No matter how much you will try, you are expected to fail all the times. Warm wishes on Tax Day to you.
4). The art of taxation focuses on pulling out the maximum number of feathers from a bird by hurting it the least, so that she doesn’t shout. Happy Tax Day.
5). You are not earning more to party more…. you are earning more to pay more taxes. So beware when your earnings increase. Happy Tax Day 2017.
6). One of the hardest things to understand in this world is the taxation system. You really need to be very smart at dealing with it. Happy Tax Day.
7). There are just two kinds of people who complain about paying their income tax. One category is men and the other is women….. Wishing you a Happy Tax Day.
8). They say man is never satisfied…. I say tax auditors always want more. Best wishes on this amazing day to you. Happy Tax Day my friend.
9). It is quite weird that a slight tax increase has the power to dig holes in your pocket but a substantial tax cut only helps you save a penny. Warm wishes on Tax Day.
10). I owe the government $ 1500 in taxes so I have thought of sending them a toilet seat with two hammers. Wishing you a Happy Tax Day 2017.
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11). For Americans, April is the taxation month every year. For addressing every taxation related problem, you are recommended to hire an accountant who pays his taxes from your pocket…. Happy Tax Day to you.
12). Remember not to order a strong drink for yourself as it can really make you forget the last date of filing the return….. Happy Tax Day my friend!!!
13). I just realized that you can actually get killed by a bank and the proof is my income tax form which makes me feel that I don’t exist anymore, or you can say that I have no money left to exist…. Wishing you a Happy Tax Day dear.
14). Time has come for every American to fill the tax forms, to gather all the receipts and to pay the taxes to the government as Tax Day has arrived… Don’t miss on this important day my friend…. Best wishes to you on Tax Day!!!
15). It is just not fair that the month of tax starts with Fools’ Day and apparently ends with the labours of May…. Quite a surprise…. Time to fill the tax return…. Wish you good luck as Tax Day has come.
16). Tax Day is a significant day as on this day every ordinary American citizen makes all preparations to send his money to the Washington D.C…… Just a gentle reminder my friend that the day has come to clear the dues….. Happy Tax Day to you.
17). Let us thank God for keeping smiles and happiness out of taxation bracket…. Warm wishes to you on Tax Day…. I wish these taxes don’t take away your smile and happiness…..!!!
18). The best way to make Tax Day a day free from tensions and complications is by paying your taxes in advance and relaxing on this final date of clearing the dues…. Wishing you a very Happy Tax Day.
19). Tax Day is a reminder to give away our share of income to the Government…. Time has come to face the deductions and file the return…. Wishing a hassle free and Happy Tax Day my dear.
20). There is just one difference between Tax and Death….. We face Death just once and it scares us just for once in our life.
We are hopeful that this unique collection of some of the funniest and most famous Tax Day sayings and quotes are of great help to you. Share them on social media with your family and friends.
This page was last modified on Friday, April 14, 2017
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